Apr 16, 2013 11:00am PDT
. the new thing is to get an adam's apple. - my mom just had this fixed for me. it was my grandfather's. he worked for years at union station in d.c. as a pickpocket. - hey, hey, hey. card game, guys. $20 per, pot's $1,040. who's in? - what is this, jabba's pleasure skiff? - it's the crew lottery, liz. you buy a card. if it gets picked, you win $1,000. get a tub of new suits from the suit emporium. kabletown guys notice. your hair grows back. everything grows back. - all right. anybody else? - fine, i'll take one if it'll get everybody back to work sooner. - [scoffs] - what are you doing? that game is not for softhands and faceworkers. it's for strongs and lifters. - they hate when one of us wins. [crowd booing] your boos are not scaring me. i know most of you are not ghosts. - come on, my card only has a 1 in 52 chance of getting picked anyway. - how did you know that? you're like rain man. quick, how many toothpicks are on the ground? - zero. - you need to go to vegas. - whoa, why is toofer in the punishment corner? - [british pronunciation] i said time to end the charade and adjust my sc
Apr 23, 2013 9:00am PDT
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